You Know You’re Pregnant When….

You Know You’re Pregnant When….

• the cat looks at you the wrong way and you cry.
• you put the cereal box back in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.
• your morning routine is getting up, showering, throwing up, brushing teeth, getting dressed, throwing up, doing makeup.
• going pee three times in an hour is normal.
• you want to plaster a sign on your head that says “I’m Pregnant!”
• you just went up three cup sizes without breast surgery.
• you don’t feel guilty for getting up at 2 am and making yourself a roast beef and pickle sandwich.
• you get excited when you have a bowel movement because you’ve been constipated for a week.
• you see a baby in the mall and you start to cry.
• peeing your pants a little bit isn’t a big deal.
• you watch A Baby Story on TLC every day
• you drive to McDonalds because you’ve been craving a Big Mac but come home with a taco from Taco Bell.
• you get your husband to tie your shoes for you because you can’t reach.

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